Quotes
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Sue Sylvester : You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.
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Will Schuester : Sue, you are unbelievable.
Sue Sylvester : And you are a terrible spy. You might try breathing through your nose sometime. If you were a sniper, I would have already radioed in your coordinates. Just like in the Falklands.
Will Schuester : I'm not gonna let you bully that girl, Sue.
Sue Sylvester : Oh, I bully everybody, Will. It's how I roll.
Will Schuester : Yeah, but this is different. She's not like everybody else.
Sue Sylvester : I want you to listen to what you just said, Willliam. You're asking me to treat this girl differently because she has a disability. When actually, it seems to me, she just wants to be treated like everybody else. Why are you doing this?
Will Schuester : Because I know you. And you're up to something.
Sue Sylvester : You don't know the first thing about me.
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Sue Sylvester : I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.
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Will Schuester : McKinley needs ramps.
Sue Sylvester : No way. Those are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage our able-bodied students from getting their proper exercise by using the stairs!
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Will Schuester : [after several tryouts, Sue chooses a girl with Down syndrome for the Cheerios] What are you up to, Sue?
Sue Sylvester : I'm just following orders, Will. I'm doing what I was told. And I found myself a brand-new Cheerio.
Will Schuester : You're up to something.
[as she leaves]
Will Schuester : I don't like this, Sue!
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Jacob Ben Israel : I have several sources reporting Quinn didn't want to leave, but you kicked her out because of the pregnancy scandal.
Sue Sylvester : Well, Jacob, this is Ohio. And in order to win, my Cheerios need to appeal to that panel of judges. So if I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they are going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning.
[taking his tape recorder]
Sue Sylvester : Oh, and by the way, all this? Off the record. Probably should have told you that earlier.
