Quotes
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Mercedes Jones : You are not gonna slushie on my man Kurt.
Rachel Berry : Why wouldn't he? He's made his choice. He doesn't care about us losers anymore.
Finn Hudson : No, that's not true! It's just if I don't do it, the guys on the team are gonna kick the crap out of me!
Kurt Hummel : Well we can't have that, can we?
[grabs the slushie from Finn]
Finn Hudson : What are you doing?
Kurt Hummel : It's called taking one for the team.
[Splashes himself in the face with the slushie, and pauses]
Kurt Hummel : Now get out of here. And take some time to think whether or not any of your friends on the football team would have done that for you.
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Kurt Hummel : [after he Slushies himself] Someone get me to a day spa, stat!
[the Glee girls rush him into the ladies' room]
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Quinn Fabray : This is a disaster. Our reputation as McKinley High's "it" couple is in serious jeopardy if we don't find some way to be cool again, Finn.
Kurt Hummel : [quietly to Mercedes] The slushie war has commenced.
Mercedes Jones : And if Finn and Quinn got nailed, none of us are safe.
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Will Schuester : Okay, guys, we're a little behind for sectionals, thanks to our Sue Sylvester detour, but you guys seem to really enjoy doing mash-ups, right? And I'm gonna keep you guys fired up. Plus, there's an important lesson to be learned with mash-ups. Sometimes things are so different, they don't feel like they go together. But the big difference between them is what makes them great, like... chocolate and bacon.
Finn Hudson : Or Glee Club and football.
Will Schuester : Exactly. But you've proven that it is a great combination. So, here is my personal favorite song, and your homework for the week is to find an unexpected mash-up to go with it.
Kurt Hummel : "Bust a Move"?
Mercedes Jones : Yeah, this song is old-school.
Will Schuester : All right, um... Artie?
Artie Abrams : Yeah?
Will Schuester : Try to follow along on the bass. Finn, take us through it.
Finn Hudson : Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Schuester. I got corn syrup in my eye.
Will Schuester : Okay. Uh, Puck, how about it?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : I don't really groove on Young MC.
Rachel Berry : I am shocked at the lack of leading man ambition in this room right now.
Will Schuester : It's okay, Rachel. I guess I'm gonna have to show these guys how it's done.
