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Mercedes Jones : You are not gonna slushie on my man Kurt.
Rachel Berry : Why wouldn't he? He's made his choice. He doesn't care about us losers anymore.
Finn Hudson : No, that's not true! It's just if I don't do it, the guys on the team are gonna kick the crap out of me!
Kurt Hummel : Well we can't have that, can we?
[grabs the slushie from Finn]
Finn Hudson : What are you doing?
Kurt Hummel : It's called taking one for the team.
[Splashes himself in the face with the slushie, and pauses]
Kurt Hummel : Now get out of here. And take some time to think whether or not any of your friends on the football team would have done that for you.
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Finn Hudson : Hey, coach, can I talk to you about something?
Ken Tanaka : You got an itch down there or something?
Finn Hudson : What? No.
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Finn Hudson : I'm not coming back.
Will Schuester : These are the moments, Finn. They're the crossroads. The ones you look back on when you get old and think "what if...?".
Finn Hudson : I don't buy that. I don't think any one decision makes your life, unless you accidentally invent some kind of zombie virus or something.
Will Schuester : No? You're right. Life's a series of choices, a big combination of moments. Little ones that add up to big ones that create who you are. You're letting other people make those choices for you, Finn. You're letting them decide who you're going to be; people you're not even going to know in three years, people whose names you're gonna forget when you run into them at the hardware store.
Finn Hudson : You don't understand the kind of pressure I'm under.
Will Schuester : Yes, I do. Because of all the students I've ever had, you remind me the most of me. Come back to Glee, Finn. It's where you belong.
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[Karofsky throws a slushie in Finn's face. Finn pushes Karofsky against a locker]
Finn Hudson : What the hell, Karofsky?
Dave Karofsky : [Karofsky pushes Finn back] Oh, I've wanted to do that ever since fifth grade when you made fun of me for getting pubes. Now that you've joined Lullaby Lees and insperminated the queen of the Chastity Ball, and dropped below us hockey dudes on the food chain? It's open season!
Quinn Fabray : Screw you, Karofsky! You and your neanderthal puckheads are nothing!
Finn Hudson : You're gonna pay for this, dude!
Dave Karofsky : No I'm not. You two don't have the juice anymore. Welcome to the new world order.
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Finn Hudson : [bumping into the football team with Quinn] Oh, hey, guys.
Azimio : You thirsty?
Finn Hudson : Sure. Thanks.
[they all throw their slushies on him and Quinn]
Finn Hudson : You can't do this!
Azimio : Oh, you think that's bad? Just imagine what's gonna happen if you don't show up to practice on Thursday and quit that little Glee Club for good. Bros before hi-hos, dude. Don't forget that.
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Will Schuester : Okay, guys, we're a little behind for sectionals, thanks to our Sue Sylvester detour, but you guys seem to really enjoy doing mash-ups, right? And I'm gonna keep you guys fired up. Plus, there's an important lesson to be learned with mash-ups. Sometimes things are so different, they don't feel like they go together. But the big difference between them is what makes them great, like... chocolate and bacon.
Finn Hudson : Or Glee Club and football.
Will Schuester : Exactly. But you've proven that it is a great combination. So, here is my personal favorite song, and your homework for the week is to find an unexpected mash-up to go with it.
Kurt Hummel : "Bust a Move"?
Mercedes Jones : Yeah, this song is old-school.
Will Schuester : All right, um... Artie?
Artie Abrams : Yeah?
Will Schuester : Try to follow along on the bass. Finn, take us through it.
Finn Hudson : Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Schuester. I got corn syrup in my eye.
Will Schuester : Okay. Uh, Puck, how about it?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : I don't really groove on Young MC.
Rachel Berry : I am shocked at the lack of leading man ambition in this room right now.
Will Schuester : It's okay, Rachel. I guess I'm gonna have to show these guys how it's done.
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Finn Hudson : All right, let's try, uh, reverse tear on two.
Azimio : Let's not.
Finn Hudson : Hey, Azimio, I'm the quarterback. I call the plays.
Azimio : Yeah, well, some of the guys was talking, and we're starting to question your leadership abilities.
Lipoff : Yeah, like maybe you're having trouble making good choices; as in, for instance, choosing to join Homo Explosion.
Finn Hudson : Do I need to remind you that Glee Club helped us win our first game of the season?
Azimio : What have you done for me lately?
Lipoff : Yeah. We're taking a bunch of heat because you like kissing dudes all of a sudden. You're not being a team player, man.
Finn Hudson : Couldn't believe you was man enough to knock up Quinn Fabray. You sure a real man didn't sneak in there and do it for you?
