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Will Schuester : You okay, Quinn?
Quinn Fabray : Do I look okay? I'm devastated. Now that I'm off the Cheerios, I'll start every day with a slushie facial.
Will Schuester : That's okay if that happens, Quinn. Because there are eleven of your friends right here who are going to be more than happy to help clean you off.
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Will Schuester : [taking a sip of his slushie] Mm. Brain freeze.
[the Glee kids laugh]
Will Schuester : I can't imagine getting hit in the kisser with one of these.
Artie Abrams : You've never been hit by a slushie before, Mr. Schue?
Will Schuester : [they all advance on him] Um... all right, guys. We're a team. Bring it on. Give me your best shot.
Rachel Berry : One. Two. Three.
[he grimaces, and they all throw their slushies on him]
Will Schuester : All right. From the top.
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Finn Hudson : I'm not coming back.
Will Schuester : These are the moments, Finn. They're the crossroads. The ones you look back on when you get old and think "what if...?".
Finn Hudson : I don't buy that. I don't think any one decision makes your life, unless you accidentally invent some kind of zombie virus or something.
Will Schuester : No? You're right. Life's a series of choices, a big combination of moments. Little ones that add up to big ones that create who you are. You're letting other people make those choices for you, Finn. You're letting them decide who you're going to be; people you're not even going to know in three years, people whose names you're gonna forget when you run into them at the hardware store.
Finn Hudson : You don't understand the kind of pressure I'm under.
Will Schuester : Yes, I do. Because of all the students I've ever had, you remind me the most of me. Come back to Glee, Finn. It's where you belong.
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Will Schuester : Okay, guys, we're a little behind for sectionals, thanks to our Sue Sylvester detour, but you guys seem to really enjoy doing mash-ups, right? And I'm gonna keep you guys fired up. Plus, there's an important lesson to be learned with mash-ups. Sometimes things are so different, they don't feel like they go together. But the big difference between them is what makes them great, like... chocolate and bacon.
Finn Hudson : Or Glee Club and football.
Will Schuester : Exactly. But you've proven that it is a great combination. So, here is my personal favorite song, and your homework for the week is to find an unexpected mash-up to go with it.
Kurt Hummel : "Bust a Move"?
Mercedes Jones : Yeah, this song is old-school.
Will Schuester : All right, um... Artie?
Artie Abrams : Yeah?
Will Schuester : Try to follow along on the bass. Finn, take us through it.
Finn Hudson : Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Schuester. I got corn syrup in my eye.
Will Schuester : Okay. Uh, Puck, how about it?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : I don't really groove on Young MC.
Rachel Berry : I am shocked at the lack of leading man ambition in this room right now.
Will Schuester : It's okay, Rachel. I guess I'm gonna have to show these guys how it's done.
