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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : [Rachel flinches when he approaches with a slushie in hand] I picked it up for you when I was buying dip. It's grape. I know that's your favorite, because the last time I tossed a grape one in your face, you licked your lips before you cleaned yourself off.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Rachel was a hot Jew, and the good Lord wanted me to get in her pants.
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Rachel Berry : [after Puck gets slushied] You're actually a lot luckier than me and Quinn. Your head is shaved.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : I'm really sorry I ever did this to you.
Rachel Berry : It's okay.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : No, it isn't. No one deserves this feeling. You know what the worst part is? It's not the burning in your eyes or the way the slushie drips all the way into your underpants. It's the humiliation. I feel like I could burst into tears at any moment.
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Rachel Berry : Are you sure about this, Noah? I mean, choosing us over the team means you might get a slushie in your face every day.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Bring it.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : [to Rachel] Are you questioning my badass-ness?
[rolls back shirt sleeve]
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Have you seen my guns?
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Are you questioning my badassness?
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : When I woke up I knew it was more than a dream, it was a message from God. Rachel was a hot Jew and the good Lord wanted me to get into her pants.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : [voiceover, as he plays guitar while Rachel sings "What a Girl Wants"] I know this looks weird, but wait until you see what happens next.
[in real time]
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : My ears are starting to hurt. Could we take a break?
Rachel Berry : Okay.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : You want to make out?
Rachel Berry : Sure.
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Will Schuester : Okay, guys, we're a little behind for sectionals, thanks to our Sue Sylvester detour, but you guys seem to really enjoy doing mash-ups, right? And I'm gonna keep you guys fired up. Plus, there's an important lesson to be learned with mash-ups. Sometimes things are so different, they don't feel like they go together. But the big difference between them is what makes them great, like... chocolate and bacon.
Finn Hudson : Or Glee Club and football.
Will Schuester : Exactly. But you've proven that it is a great combination. So, here is my personal favorite song, and your homework for the week is to find an unexpected mash-up to go with it.
Kurt Hummel : "Bust a Move"?
Mercedes Jones : Yeah, this song is old-school.
Will Schuester : All right, um... Artie?
Artie Abrams : Yeah?
Will Schuester : Try to follow along on the bass. Finn, take us through it.
Finn Hudson : Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Schuester. I got corn syrup in my eye.
Will Schuester : Okay. Uh, Puck, how about it?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : I don't really groove on Young MC.
Rachel Berry : I am shocked at the lack of leading man ambition in this room right now.
Will Schuester : It's okay, Rachel. I guess I'm gonna have to show these guys how it's done.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Rachel was a hot Jew. And the good lord wanted me to get in her pants.
