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Mercedes Jones : You are not gonna slushie on my man Kurt.
Rachel Berry : Why wouldn't he? He's made his choice. He doesn't care about us losers anymore.
Finn Hudson : No, that's not true! It's just if I don't do it, the guys on the team are gonna kick the crap out of me!
Kurt Hummel : Well we can't have that, can we?
[grabs the slushie from Finn]
Finn Hudson : What are you doing?
Kurt Hummel : It's called taking one for the team.
[Splashes himself in the face with the slushie, and pauses]
Kurt Hummel : Now get out of here. And take some time to think whether or not any of your friends on the football team would have done that for you.
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Will Schuester : [taking a sip of his slushie] Mm. Brain freeze.
[the Glee kids laugh]
Will Schuester : I can't imagine getting hit in the kisser with one of these.
Artie Abrams : You've never been hit by a slushie before, Mr. Schue?
Will Schuester : [they all advance on him] Um... all right, guys. We're a team. Bring it on. Give me your best shot.
Rachel Berry : One. Two. Three.
[he grimaces, and they all throw their slushies on him]
Will Schuester : All right. From the top.
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Rachel Berry : [after Puck gets slushied] You're actually a lot luckier than me and Quinn. Your head is shaved.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : I'm really sorry I ever did this to you.
Rachel Berry : It's okay.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : No, it isn't. No one deserves this feeling. You know what the worst part is? It's not the burning in your eyes or the way the slushie drips all the way into your underpants. It's the humiliation. I feel like I could burst into tears at any moment.
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Rachel Berry : Are you sure about this, Noah? I mean, choosing us over the team means you might get a slushie in your face every day.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Bring it.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : [voiceover, as he plays guitar while Rachel sings "What a Girl Wants"] I know this looks weird, but wait until you see what happens next.
[in real time]
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : My ears are starting to hurt. Could we take a break?
Rachel Berry : Okay.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : You want to make out?
Rachel Berry : Sure.
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Will Schuester : Okay, guys, we're a little behind for sectionals, thanks to our Sue Sylvester detour, but you guys seem to really enjoy doing mash-ups, right? And I'm gonna keep you guys fired up. Plus, there's an important lesson to be learned with mash-ups. Sometimes things are so different, they don't feel like they go together. But the big difference between them is what makes them great, like... chocolate and bacon.
Finn Hudson : Or Glee Club and football.
Will Schuester : Exactly. But you've proven that it is a great combination. So, here is my personal favorite song, and your homework for the week is to find an unexpected mash-up to go with it.
Kurt Hummel : "Bust a Move"?
Mercedes Jones : Yeah, this song is old-school.
Will Schuester : All right, um... Artie?
Artie Abrams : Yeah?
Will Schuester : Try to follow along on the bass. Finn, take us through it.
Finn Hudson : Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Schuester. I got corn syrup in my eye.
Will Schuester : Okay. Uh, Puck, how about it?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : I don't really groove on Young MC.
Rachel Berry : I am shocked at the lack of leading man ambition in this room right now.
Will Schuester : It's okay, Rachel. I guess I'm gonna have to show these guys how it's done.
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Rachel Berry : Noah, you're arms are lovely.
