Glee (TV Series)

Hairography (2009)

Dianna Agron: Quinn Fabray

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• Quinn Fabray : What are you doing Friday night?

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer.

• Kendra Giardi : [stunned to see her kids all asleep in bed]  I think this is the first time they have all been asleep at the same time. What's that smell?

  Quinn Fabray : Soap.

  Terri Schuester : You got them to take a bath?

  Kendra Giardi : What are you, an exorcist?

• Quinn Fabray : Hey, Kurt, can I pick your pink brain for a second?

  Kurt Hummel : Why, hello, Quinn. To what do I owe the honor? I do believe this is the first time you've ever spoken to me.

  Quinn Fabray : I'm sorry about that. Anyways, I have a proposition to make: a makeover.

  Kurt Hummel : I'm in! Makeovers are like crack to me.

  Quinn Fabray : Uh-huh.

  Kurt Hummel : My suggestion? SPANX. Or a double-knit camisole with a control top for the baby bump. Also, babydoll dresses, dead giveaway.

  Quinn Fabray : Not for me. For Rachel.

  Kurt Hummel : And why would I want to do that? I admit I like a challenge as much as the next guy, but Rachel somehow manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

  Quinn Fabray : My point exactly. You're as concerned about the Glee Club succeeding as I am, and she's a distraction. Look at her. She's wearing a pantsuit. Don't you think the judges are going to take one look at her and maybe want to knock her down a peg or two?

  Kurt Hummel : And to think, I thought you were a dumb blonde. Deal.

• Santana Lopez : Keep your paws off my man. Clear?

  Quinn Fabray : Who's your man?

  Santana Lopez : Don't play stupid, tubbers. Oh, and for the record, asking someone to babysit with you is super '90s.

  Quinn Fabray : I happen to know that Puck cares about me.

  Santana Lopez : Oh, wake up! While you two were babysitting, Puck and I were sexting.

  Quinn Fabray : Sexting?

  Santana Lopez : Sexy texting. Seriously, what era are you from? While you two were playing house, Puck and I were trading super-hot texts. Why don't you check his cell phone? 'Cause my sexts are too hot to erase.