Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (2011)

Clive Wood: Tom Price-Williams

Quotes 

• Tom Price-Williams : Have you any idea what an outcry there'd be if the Environment Agency stripped British rivers of *ten thousand* salmon and shipped them off to the effing Yemen?

  Bernard Sugden : Well how many can you spare?

  Tom Price-Williams : None! Christ! Bernard. Anglers, they're obsessive crazies. You think Al-Qaeda are a threat, think again mate! I've seen a fly fisherman wade into a river and try and drown a canoeist just for passing by in a Day-Glo jacket. You haven't got a hope in hell of getting these fish from British rivers.

• Tom Price-Williams : For the last time Sugden there is absolutely no way I can get you these fish!

  Bernard Sugden : Tom, this comes from the top. The very top.

  Tom Price-Williams : I don't care if God's taken up fly fishing.

  Bernard Sugden : Now I suggest you make this work Tom.

  Tom Price-Williams : Is that a threat Sugden?

  Bernard Sugden : These are difficult days Tom. Cuts. Cuts everywhere. I don't know. Is the Environment Agency a front line service?

  Tom Price-Williams : [sighs]  It is a threat.

  Bernard Sugden : See it as an opportunity.