- Bonnie Walters: Oh Robbie hasn't it occurred to you that whoever brought us together, well they really have a warped sense of humor.
- Robbie Douglas: Well no. I was expecting something awful anyhow. My grandfather told me that all blind dates turn out to be rejects.
- Bonnie Walters: Oh, thanks.
- Hank Ferguson: I don't mind my mom having friends she went to school with but why they have to foul it up by having daughters?
- Michael Francis 'Bub' O'Casey: It's the most thoughtless thing I ever heard of.