Fright Night (2011)

Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Ed

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• Charley Brewster : You read way too much Twilight.

  Ed Lee : Twilight? That's fiction! This thing is for real! He's a real monster and he's not brooding, or lovesick, or noble. He's the fucking shark from Jaws. He kills, he feeds, and he doesn't stop until everybody around him is dead. I am seriously so angry that you think I read Twilight!

• Ed Lee : I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but that guy - your neighbor; yeah, he's a vampire, man.

  Charley Brewster : My neighbor?

  Ed Lee : Yeah.

  Charley Brewster : Next door?

  Ed Lee : Yeah.

  Charley Brewster : Jerry. I just met him.

  Ed Lee : Okay. Jerry.

  Charley Brewster : That is a terrible vampire name. Jerry?

  Ed Lee : I didn't name him, man. I'm just reporting the facts.

• Charley Brewster : Wait a minute. You get deliveries this late?

  Peter Vincent : Yeah. Um, no. I don't know.

  Charley Brewster : Oh, shit. No. You said that guy could come in. That's a...

  Ed Lee : [interrupting]  That's an invitation, airhead.

• Ed Lee : [to Mark]  Don't you have some sluts to go fuck?

• Ed Lee : You want me to go tell your pals how well we really know each other? The LEGO contests, the Farscape conventions, the costumes?

  Charley Brewster : Please, stop.

  Ed Lee : Or how about that one time you took my Stretch Armstrong so you could tie it around your balls and jerk off for an hour?

• Ed Lee : [to Charley]  Really, can we pretend for one minute that you're not a complete douchebag?

• Ed Lee : You know Adam's missing, right?

  Charley Brewster : What do you mean Adam's missing?

  Ed Lee : I keep trying him. No texts, no phone calls, nothing. I don't know if you were paying attention to roll call, but he's not the only one that's gone.

• Ed Lee : [to Peter, over intercom]  Hey, are you enjoying your panic room, master of darkness? God, you are such a pussy. I love it!

• Ed Lee : [after Charley grabs an axe]  Nice weapon there, Squid Boy!

• Ed Lee : You know, I expected more of a fight from you, Brewster. Girl's made you lazy in the head. Pussy will do that.

• Ed Lee : What the fuck happened to you? We were inseperable.

  Charley Brewster : Yeah, well you know when my life started to get better? When I stopped being friends with you.