The Addams Family (TV Series)
Hide and Go Lurch/Hook, Line and Stinkers/A Sword Fightin' Thing (1992)
Nancy Linari: Morticia Addams
Quotes
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Morticia Addams : Darling, remember what I wore on our honeymoon?
[holds up a pair of stocks]
Gomez Addams : Ah, Tish! You looked so good in mahogany...
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Morticia Addams : Wednesday, be a dear and fetch your uncle, please.
Wednesday Addams : 'Tis my pleasure, Mother... Behold, a pile of ants!
[Fester appears with a spoon and a bottle of ketchup]
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Pugsley Addams : Dad, Uncle Fester, what's the big deal about an old horn?
Gomez Addams : Only the greatest game we ever played, son!
Uncle Fester : Yeah, back when we were little fryers like you!
Gomez Addams : First, we blow the horn as loud as we could...
Uncle Fester : Hopefully passing out from hyperventilation...
[laughs]
Gomez Addams : ...then Lurch would have until midnight to find us!
Morticia Addams : And he always did.
Gomez Addams : Ah, that's right, Tish! In all those years, we never once could shake the big fella! Except that one time we tied him to the faultline...
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Morticia Addams : I'm off to the funeral parlour to preview next year's caskets. We do so need to replace the one in the bedroom.
Gomez Addams : Aunt Stiffy will appreciate it! Have fun, cara mia!
Morticia Addams : Au revoir, darling.
Gomez Addams : [excited] Tish! You spoke French!
[goes for Morticia's hand]
Morticia Addams : Gomez, dear, you're supposed to be relaxing.
Gomez Addams : Oh... ah... oh, that's right! Have fun, querida!
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Morticia Addams : Gomez, dear, are you feeling rested yet?
Gomez Addams : [in a spiked bed] Not yet!
Morticia Addams : Well, it certainly doesn't look very comfortable in there.
Gomez Addams : It's not! Before long, my back will be a twisted mass of pain!
Morticia Addams : Good!
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[Morticia arrives home to find Gomez and Thing exhausted from swordfighting, Gomez in a cramped position]
Morticia Addams : Gomez darling? Thing? Oh dear, if Gomez sleeps like that he'll wake up all stiff and twisted. Won't he be relaxed! Thank you, Thing.