The Addams Family (TV Series)

Color Me Addams (1993)

Rip Taylor: Uncle Fester

Quotes 

• Mr. Corblarb : Morticia Addams will be the new darling of the art world.

  Gomez Addams : Tish, when was the last time an Addams was celebrated?

  Morticia Addams : Not since those scientists found a way to vulcanize Uncle Fester's armpits.

  Uncle Fester : Ah, that was nothing. I'm just waiting for that big breakthrough so they can laminate my uvula.

• Mr. Corblarb : Nor do I wanna see more of this so-called art show.

  Gomez Addams : You hear that, Tish? One look and he's already made up his mind. I smell a four-star review.

  Uncle Fester : Nah, that's just the ink dripping from my trenchcoat. And it's only from a three-star review.