The Addams Family (TV Series)

Color Me Addams (1993)

Nancy Linari: Morticia

Quotes 

• Mr. Corblarb : Mrs. Addams, I heard you were responsible for those bizarre creatures running around the city.

  Gomez Addams : I didn't know Wednesday and Pugsley were running around the city.

  Morticia Addams : I think he's talking about the gargoyles, darling.

• Mr. Corblarb : Morticia Addams will be the new darling of the art world.

  Gomez Addams : Tish, when was the last time an Addams was celebrated?

  Morticia Addams : Not since those scientists found a way to vulcanize Uncle Fester's armpits.

  Uncle Fester : Ah, that was nothing. I'm just waiting for that big breakthrough so they can laminate my uvula.