The Addams Family (TV Series)

Color Me Addams (1993)

John Astin: Gomez

Quotes 

• Mr. Corblarb : Mrs. Addams, I heard you were responsible for those bizarre creatures running around the city.

  Gomez Addams : I didn't know Wednesday and Pugsley were running around the city.

  Morticia Addams : I think he's talking about the gargoyles, darling.

• Mr. Corblarb : Morticia Addams will be the new darling of the art world.

  Gomez Addams : Tish, when was the last time an Addams was celebrated?

  Morticia Addams : Not since those scientists found a way to vulcanize Uncle Fester's armpits.

  Uncle Fester : Ah, that was nothing. I'm just waiting for that big breakthrough so they can laminate my uvula.

• Mr. Corblarb : Nor do I wanna see more of this so-called art show.

  Gomez Addams : You hear that, Tish? One look and he's already made up his mind. I smell a four-star review.

  Uncle Fester : Nah, that's just the ink dripping from my trenchcoat. And it's only from a three-star review.

• Gomez Addams : Thundering buffalo's, Tish! That's an A-One idea.

• Gomez Addams : [Cousin Itt enters]  Itt, old top! Back from the Madagascar yak wrestling competition, I see. How'd you do?

  [a female yak siddles up to Itt and starts bleeting] 

  Gomez Addams : Aha, you sly devil. No woman can resist you, regardles of her size, shape or species.