The Addams Family (TV Series)

Double O Honeymoon (1993)

Rip Taylor: Uncle Fester

Quotes 

• Uncle Fester : Komodo dragon at three o'clock!

• Morticia Addams : Where are you off to next, Cousin Itt?

  [Itt jabbers] 

  Gomez Addams : A vacation? Why? You've got the perfect job! Glamorous parties, dangerous missions... not to mention that band of roving lumberjacks that moved into your fur last month!

  Uncle Fester : Timber!

  [falls out of Itt's fur, tied to a log] 

  Uncle Fester : How dare they call themselves lumberjacks... they couldn't even cut along the dotted line!

  Morticia Addams : What line, Uncle Fester?

  Uncle Fester : This one, right here!

  [opens his coat to reveal a line marked on his bare torso] 

• Uncle Fester : See you at the sawmill tonight! Whee!

  [gets carried away by Lurch] 

  Morticia Addams : Dear, dear Fester! He's doing his best to follow in Uncle Elm's proud footsteps!

• Uncle Fester : [gets blasted by Thundermane]  Oh, happy day!

  [chuckles] 

  Uncle Fester : Oh, man. Whoo! I should've gotten into the spy biz a long time ago!

• Wednesday Addams : [holding a stick]  Mother, Father, might I strike the gong and start a family dance?

  Pugsley Addams : [tied to the gong]  Yeah, let's break it down!

  Gomez Addams : Excellent idea, my little cremators!

  Uncle Fester : [holding a diper]  I got it! how about Oopsie Addams' Diaper Fling?

  Uncle Fester : But Fester, you haven't built a picnic table in years!

  Uncle Fester : Oh, yeah...

• [last lines] 

  Gomez Addams : Cara mia, I'd be honored if you'd join me for the Hot Patootie Cha-Cha-Cha!

  Morticia Addams : Oh, Gomez, our favourite dance!

  Gomez Addams : Lurch, the music!

  [the family cheers] 

  Uncle Fester : Do your thing brother!

  Gomez Addams : Querida!

  [kisses her arm] 

  Gomez Addams : Cara, cara... mach die musik fantomas nacht!