Bank of Dave (2023)

Joel Fry: Hugh

Quotes 

• Dave : I know what you're gonna say. I know you're gonna tell me that the Bank of Dave is never gonna happen. You're gonna say that the Financial Regulation Board hasn't approved a new bank in a hundred and fifty years. Am I right?

  Hugh : Yeah.

  Dave : We got Google up here too, you know.

• Hugh : They have to win and we don't mind losing.

• Dave : I want them to say that the very same people who've just lost five hundred *billion* quid are the only people entitled to look after our money.

  Hugh : And you don't mind losing?

  Dave : Of course, I bloody mind. But it's the price I'm willing to pay to get them to admit the truth.

• Dave : Don't have a clue how I'm gonna raise 12 million quid.

  Hugh : Well, you know, there's no rules against borrowing it.

  Dave : What do you think the banks are gonna help us?

  Hugh : [understands why his advice is useless]  No, probably not.

• Hugh : I'm here to submit a proposal for the establishment of a new bank.

  FRB Receptionist : [laughs]  I'm-I'm not sure that's something we deal with here.

  Hugh : According to the Financial Markets and Services Act passed in 2000, it is.

  FRB Receptionist : Oh!