The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012)

Jeremy Piven: Black Bellamy

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Quotes 

• Black Bellamy : Excuse me? Listen, this is all very moving, I'm welling up here. But...

  The Pirate King : Bellamy, this is most irregular!

  Black Bellamy : So is this!

  [shows everyone the newspaper says "PARDONED!", the crowd of pirates gasping in horror] 

  Black Bellamy : It seems Queen Victoria has pardoned the Pirate Captain.

  [the crowd of pirates yelling] 

  Pirate Captain : So, what if she did?

  Black Bellamy : If you've been pardoned, Then, technically: you're no longer a pirate. And if you're no longer a pirate, you really can't be Pirate of the Year. Now, can you?

  [the crowd yelling continues] 

  The Pirate King : [turns to Pirate Captain]  Is this true?

  Pirate Captain : Well, that's... That's one, frankly, rather negative way of looking at it.

  The Pirate King : Ohh! Villainous treachery! Treachery villainy!

  [turns back to Pirate Captain] 

  The Pirate King : You've betrayed the pirating fraternity!

  Pirate Captain : But, Pirate King!

  The Pirate King : Your pirate hat and coat!

  [Pirate Captain gives him the pirate, necklace and hat] 

  The Pirate King : Your pirate badge with googly eyes.

  [He gives him the pirate badge] 

  The Pirate King : And your World of Hooks discount card.

  [He gives his World of Hooks card] 

  The Pirate King : Confiscate his treasure! Every last bit of it.

  [Pirate Captain looks at them, Two pirates closes the treasure box] 

  The Pirate King : BEGONE! May your lubber shame bear down upon you! You are hereby banished from Blood Island!

  [Black Bellamy snickers] 

  The Pirate King : You are a pirate NO MORE!

• [from trailer] 

  Black Bellamy : You want to be Pirate of the Year? Do they just give it to the guy with the fattest parrot?

  Pirate Captain : She's not fat, she's just big-boned!

  Black Bellamy : She's fat, dude!

  [the Dodo vomits on Bellamy] 

  Black Bellamy : Dude, come on!