- Uncle Fester: Calm down, Lurch. It could be worse, you know, I could be leaving.
- [Lurch turns to camera and groans loudly]
- Wednesday Addams: Oh, please, do not squeeze him too hard, you might muss his hair!
- Twin Spy #1: Watch...
- Twin Spy #2: This!
- Twin Spy #1: Exclamation...
- Twin Spy #2: Point!
- Grandmama Addams: Now behold, as my palm reading abilities unlock the mysteries of Thing's future. Aha, I see love in your future, a tall, dark and handsome stranger, with those fat, fuzzy sideburns, that kind of tickle when he...
- [giggles]
- Wednesday Addams: Granny, that's your hand!
- Grandmama Addams: Just warming up.