Doug Wilder: Wheeler

Quotes 

• Wheeler : Is this because I won't take my underwear off when we're having sex?

• Wheeler : If you want to order a pizza from me and I'll do a dance, the number is 555-BEAR.

• Wheeler : Hey what the fuck you guys want this foot here for?

• Wheeler : Yes, Captain Penis. I named my penis Captain Penis. I haven't been able to summon him either since I pawned the ring.