Stuart discovers his body is changing. In the news - Italians are caught doing it in the rectory, Stuart writes a love song for Ann Coulter, and can red wine save your life?
Stuart goes groping for a true God. In the news - a virgin auctions off her vagina, Nepal's new Buddha Boy needs a burger, and a new app allows users to perform exorcisms with an iPhone!
Stuart has a near-death experience. In the news - Bhutan crowns a new king... Shhh, don't tell China! Plus, Jersey gets a golden shower, and hard alcohol meets enlightenment.
Stuart takes a tour through the seasons of sex. In the news - Does oral sex cause cancer? Katherin Jenkins puts the 'rock' back in 'opera', and Stuart challenges David Bowie to a gay-off.
Stuart reminisces about a childhood gender-bender. In the news - Will Buddhism get a Girly-Lama? John McCain gives Jackson Browne a legal bitch slap. Plus, a new vacuum makes housekeeping erotic.
Stuart finally owns up to his extraterrestrial origins. In the news - Gay penguins are turning to crime. Abstinence programs state your mouth can't get pregnant, and Snorah Jones puts kids into a coma.