Tig Notaro: Professor
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Quotes
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Butt-Head : [the duo walk through a college classroom] Uh, don't mind us
Beavis : We just need to get through here so we can score
Butt-Head : Yeah there's this slut at our house who's going to like do it with us, any of you ladies want to, uh join the party
[the women react with disgust and outrage]
Professor : Hang on everyone, hang on this is teachable ok, they used the word slut in a sex positive way, which is a good thing but other than that these two are a reminder that we have a long hard road ahead of us
Butt-Head : [laughs] Long hard!
Beavis : Yeah like a wiener or a schlong, get it
[laughs]
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Professor : [after listening to their crude comments] Uh huh, why don't we start by telling us what you two thought of the reading assignment for today?
Butt-Head : Uh, we don't really read stuff
Professor : Of course not, because you don't need to, because daddy's connections got you into college and will get you a job on wall street
Butt-Head : [intrigued] Uh, wait a minute, do you know who my dad is?
Professor : I'm sure he's powerful and can have me fired, but I don't care
Butt-Head : Woah, cool my dad has power!
Beavis : [laughs] That's cool cuz Butthead's mom said he died from syphilus! Wow!
