- Uncle Lou Jerome: All right, what is it? What's wrong?
- Joe Shannon: Ted Hill is dead. He was shot and killed this afternoon.
- Uncle Lou Jerome: Well, what about Betty?
- Joe Shannon: That's the rest of it. Betty's... missing.
- Uncle Lou Jerome: How do I tell Sally?
- Joe Shannon: That's a woman's job. Your wife will know what to do.
- Uncle Lou Jerome: Yeah, sure. But who tells Grace about her sister?
- Joe Shannon: And that's your job. I'm glad it's not mine.
- Joe Shannon: [Caught ogling the eye candy] Auditioning a new secretary, Bill, or admiring the view?
- Bill Cochran: When I've stopped looking at pretty girls I've stopped breathing,