No Strings Attached (I) (2011)

Abby Elliott: Joy

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Quotes 

• Emma : Ring ring! It's the pumpkin patch. They want their pumpkins back!

  Lisa : We're not pumpkins!

  Joy : We're ladies!

  Emma : But you're so orange!

  [Adam tries carrying Emma inside] 

  Emma : Hey! Someone call Charlie Brown! We found the Great Pumpkin!

• Joy : Did you have sex with some girl and give her a balloon?

  Adam : Can we not tell everyone?

• Lisa : She is so good at impressions.

  Adam : Do an impression, then.

  Lisa : Yes, do an impression then.

  Joy : All right, guess who this is.

  [Joy sucks in her lips] 

  Joy : Dad!

  [she sucks in her lips again] 

  Joy : Dad!

  Lisa : Oh my God, that's so cute.

  Adam : I don't know.

  Lisa : Come on.

  Joy : Where are you?

  Adam : I don't know.

  Joy : Where are you, Dad?

  [Wallace walks over] 

  Wallace : It's Nemo.

  Lisa : Yes!

  Joy : Yeah.

  Adam : Nemo.

  Lisa : Amazing.

  Adam : I don't know why I didn't get that. How did you know that?

  Wallace : 'Cause I've seen it a thousand times. That's how.

  Lisa : Mmmm. Drew Barrymore.

  Joy : I don't know if I'm drunk enough.

  Lisa : Come on.

  Adam : You can't do Drew Barrymore.

  Wallace : Oh, but she can.

  Joy : [in sexy valley girl accent]  Happy holidays. I was in 'The Wedding Singer'.

  [normal voice] 

  Joy : That's it. That's all I have.

  Adam : That was kind of an amazing Drew Barrymore.

• Joy : What's going on?

  Adam : This is Joy.

  Joy : I'm Joy. Hi.

  Emma : Good for you.

  Lisa : Adam?

  Adam : And this is Lisa.

  Emma : You are such an overachiever.

  Adam : Thank you.

• Lisa : [after Joy does her impersonations]  Oh, my God, Joy. I love you so much.

  Joy : You do?

  Lisa : Yeah...

  Joy : Lisa... I love you.

  [as Adam looks from one to the other, taking a sip straight from the bottle] 

  Joy : Wait. I'm seriously in love with you.

  Lisa : Wait.

  [leaning forward over Adam's lap] 

  Lisa : Why didn't you tell me sooner?

  Joy : I didn't have the courage.

  Lisa : Oh, my God. This is amazing.

  [giggles, as Adam doesn't know where to look] 

  Joy : God, you look so beautiful.

  Lisa : And your eyes are so pretty.

  [Adam and Wallace share a bemused look] 

  Joy : Have you got-?

  Lisa : Let's do this.

  Joy : Wallace, could you take a picture of this?