No Strings Attached (I) (2011)

Mindy Kaling: Shira

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Quotes 

• Shira : We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!

• Adam : I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.

  Shira : Nice memorization. Did you Google that?

  Adam : I may have. Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. Oh...

  [takes out a CD] 

  Adam : I also made you this.

  [hands it to Emma] 

  Adam : To help soothe your womb.

  Patrice : It's a mix!..."Even Flow." "Red, Red Wine."

  Shira : "Sunday Bloody Sunday"?

  Emma : Adam. You made me... a period mix?

  Guy : That's so romantic!

  Patrice : Frank Sinatra, "I've Got the World on a String"!

  Adam : It's a classic.

• Shira : God, I am single as fuck.

• Shira : [to Emma]  Can I say something? And don't take this the wrong way because you know I'll be your friend no matter what. You've been kind of depressing to be around lately and I might start avoiding you in the hallway. Just thought you should know.

• Adam : [to Shira]  Listen, I want you to know that I respect you.

  Shira : Thank you!

  Adam : Normally I would remember the name of someone that I've

  Shira : [interrupts]  What? Oh my God. Did you think we had sex? We did not have sex!

  Guy : Hey Adam. You left your socks in my room.

  Adam : Did I?

  Guy : You did.

  Adam : Did I, by chance, leave my pants in your room?

  Guy : No. When we met you weren't wearing pants.

• Shira : You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight?

  Emma : No. Things were getting too intense so we decided not to see each other until we hook up with other people.

  Shira : Okay. Yes. Good! We are getting laid tonight. This is going to be like Sideways only you're Paul Giamatti and I'm the guy who gets laid.

  Emma : I can't get laid?

  Shira : No. Tonight is about me, Emma. I'm feeling hot. I'm feeling good. I'm wearing bikini bottoms because my other underwear is dirty. Alright, we're hot. You feel hot?

  Emma : [shrugs]  No one threw up on me today.

  Shira : We're sluts, Emma. We're dirty, dirty sluts!

  Emma : Okay.

  Shira : Remember, we're sluts!

• Shira : I just pulled a penis out of a Vitamin Water yesterday, so we are cool with penises here.