- Sheldon Cooper: [Voiceover] I learned an important that night - when you want something, relentlessly annoying is your road to victory.
- Georgie Cooper: My whole life I've seen you bet on football games, throw away all kinds of money at the track. If you want to gamble on something, why can't it be on your own grandson?
- Meemaw: How much money do you need?
- Gene Lundy: Well, how much money did you get on football last year?
- Meemaw: [Chuckles] Well, you're not getting that much.