Hesher (2010)

Natalie Portman: Nicole

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Quotes 

• Nicole : What did I do to deserve this chain reaction of shit all the time?

• Nicole : You know, I feel like if I died, no one would even notice.

• T.J. : I'm sorry I called you a fat prostitute.

  Nicole : It's okay.

  T.J. : You're not fat.

  Nicole : But I am a prostitute.

  T.J. : I don't know, maybe.

• Nicole : Sometimes, you know, a day is bad, and you think it couldn't get any worse and then suddenly you discover whole new ways it can get worse.

• Nicole : Can't believe he called me lady. Do I look like a lady to you?

  T.J. : I guess.

  Nicole : Thanks. I was asking if I look old.

• Hesher : This one time, a couple of years back, I had these 4 chicks in the back of the van and we're all like super fucking wasted and going for it, right? So I was eating this one chick out, I was fingering another chick, but there's still two chicks, right, and they want to get off. So I got my other hand fingering this other chick and I got my toe rubbing on the fourth chick's asshole and I was going crazy, man. It was like, this is too much, you know, I was like, couldn't tell which chick was which. Tongue started to hurt. Fingers getting tired. I stepped back. You know what happened?

  [Nicole shook her head] 

  Hesher : These chicks just start working on each other. They're fingering each other, eating each other out. I just sat back and watched the whole thing. I just whipped my cock out, jerked myself off. Everyone's a winner.

  Nicole : Was that some kind of perverted metaphor for me?