- Sebastian Flight: If you need any further information there's a safety card next to the sick bag. But it's quite a slow and difficult read, especially when we're plummeting at the speed of sound towards Manchester.
- Captain Hilary Duff: Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Duff here. We are now cruising at a level of half empty. I'm sorry, that's the fuel gauge.
- Sebastian Flight: Life jackets. Very useful in water but not so effective if we crash land on concrete which, let's face it, is much more likely.