Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Reno Wilson: Brains

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Quotes 

• Optimus Prime : [shoots down the ship attacking Sam and Epps]  We will kill them all! Your leaders will now understand: Decepticons will never leave your planet alone. And we needed them to believe we had gone. For today, in the name of freedom, we take the battle to them!

  [other Autobots appear] 

  Sam Witwicky : I saw your ship blow up!

  Roadbuster : The ship? We were never in the ship! We designed the damn thing, didn't we?

  Leadfoot : We were hidden in the first booster rocket to seperate - splashed down back in the Atlantic, just as planned.

  [spits] 

  Leadfoot : We ain't going nowhere!

  Brains : Yeah, no one's exiling us!

  Wheelie : The Autobots are staying right here. We're gonna help you win this war!

• Brains : This is how you treat Autobots? We're on the same team.

  Wheelie : Yeah, enjoy your next job at 7-Eleven, dickhead.

  Brains : That's right.

  Wheelie : A-hole.

• [Bumblebee is startled by Carly and crashes into the ceiling light] 

  Brains : Oh, that was smooth Bumblebee!

  Bumblebee : Missed it by that much!

  [Hides face embarrassed] 

• Wheelie : No, no, no! Don't leave us! You never leave a Bot behind.

  Brains : Aw, Shockwave's coming!

  [Both run] 

• Wheelie : Sammy, don't let them take us!

  Brains : Don't let them exile us...

  Wheelie : It's a Decepticon trap!

• Wheelie : You know, Sam, I don't know about moving in with this chick. What if she dumps us like the last girl?

  Brains : She was mean, didn't like her.

  Wheelie : Us guys gotta stick together!

  Brains : [sings]  We are family! fa-fa-mi-mi-family.

  Sam Witwicky : No, we are not family! You're a political refugee, and I have finally found someone who appreciates me for me!

  Brains : Well, you tell her that we're not your pets, and we're not your toys, all right? We're an advanced genius alien race just looking for a home!

• Brains : Autobot Victory! Autobot Victory!

• [Wheelie and Brains end up in the Decepticon mothership] 

  Wheelie , Brains : Ohhh...

  Brains : This is a total clusterf...

• Wheelie : We're in the heart of their ship. Lets give em a little ride.

  Brains : Oh we gonna screw this ship up!

• Brains : [watching Carly and Sam make out]  Wow!

  [snarls] 

  Brains : Get lucky!

  Carly Miller : [shrieks]  Get him out of here!

  Brains : [is grabbed by Sam and is kicked]  Wait. No, no, no, no!

  Carly Miller : Oh, he's gross!

  Brains : She's good.

  Sam Witwicky : Sorry. They're stranded here. Somebody's got to watch out for them.

  Carly Miller : Yesterday, that one was in my underwear drawer.

  Brains : Did research! Looking real good too! Ha-ha-ha...

  [Sam slaps him] 

  Brains : Ow! No need to hit me!

• Charlotte Mearing : "Total Nightmare" file. So the investigation is open. We've sent agents to your office. And for the time being, we're gonna send you home with Autobot protection.

  Sam Witwicky : Who-who do I need to speak to get you guys to understand that I can help? That I can contribute?

  Brains : Hey, we can all help. Want me to tell you what I know? I could tell you about the solar system, all the gun planets to hang out in.

  Charlotte Mearing : [taking out and putting her gun on the desk]  Get off my desk, please.

  Brains : Oh, you pulling out guns? I can't help you out now. She angry.

  Charlotte Mearing : Oh, my god.

  Sam Witwicky : What do you envision for me? I go home now? I go back to work? I make copies? I mean...

  Charlotte Mearing : This is a unit for veteran intelligence officers and Special Forces, not for boys who once owned special cars.

• Wheelie : Ah, this blows. That lady officially kicked us out.

  Brains : Yeah. Witness protection program sucks.

  Wheelie : Yeah, but we're a whole lot safer with Big Yellow and his cannons. 'Cause that dog can't protect crap.