Kevin Dunn: Ron Witwicky
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Quotes
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Judy Witwicky : Sam, I think for a job interview that you should wear real pants.
Sam Witwicky : I think for life, you should wear real pants.
Judy Witwicky : [Sees Sam's new car] Oh, what happened to Bumblebee?
Sam Witwicky : He's off on his missions. I had to get this for backup.
Ron Witwicky : Your car has a job, huh?
Judy Witwicky : Stop. What does it change into?
Sam Witwicky : It doesn't change into anything. It's a collector's item, Ma. I got it for a steal. It just needs some work. Trust me.
Judy Witwicky : No, I think it's darling. It reminds me a lot of Bumblebee... if Bumblebee were a sad piece of shit.
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Judy Witwicky : [learning Sam and Carly broke up] Okay, you gotta read this. "She Comes First." There's some killer shit in this.
Sam Witwicky : No, no, no...
Ron Witwicky : Oh, that's it, I'm going...
Sam Witwicky : No, no. No, no.
Judy Witwicky : Sit down! Sit down! Back me up.
Ron Witwicky : Happy wife, happy life.
Judy Witwicky : Fuck, yeah.
Ron Witwicky : Unhappy wife, stone-cold misery for the rest of your...
Judy Witwicky : [hitting him] Stop it.
Ron Witwicky : It's true.
Judy Witwicky : All I'm saying is, do you love this girl?
Sam Witwicky : She's the one.
Judy Witwicky : Then you gotta go get her. I mean, your dad and I, when we had troubles, he... he moved heaven and earth to find me. Guess what he... say what you said. Say it.
Ron Witwicky : "I will follow you to the end of time." Does that suck or what? I mean, it's like a bad sci-fi film.
Judy Witwicky : No, it was sweet.
