My Boys (TV Series)

The Boyfriend Hat (2009)

Reid Scott: Brendan Dorff

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Quotes 

• P.J. Franklin : Speaking of drinks, next round's on me. Who needs?

  Brendan Dorff : Yeah, it is.

  [Mike's pager from Maggie rings] 

  Mike Callahan : [leaving]  Oh! Count me out, suckers. Dr. Mike has got to make a house call. Time to deliver 10cc's of love, stat.

  Mike Callahan : [returning]  Ope! Just the battery's low. What're we drinkin'?

• [P.J. is mad because the guys think she got promoted based on her looks] 

  Mike Callahan : You're a hot chick who knows sports, okay? It's a novelty. It's like... it's like a boxing kangaroo.

  Brendan Dorff : Yeah. Hot chicks make everything better. Hot chicks and football - cheerleaders.

  Mike Callahan : Hot chicks and politics - Sarah Palin.

  Kenny Morittori : You still think she's hot?

  Mike Callahan : It's the glasses. I have a thing for smart chicks.

  Kenny Morittori : You still think she's smart?

• Kenny Morittori : This is the greatest bar in the world.

  Brendan Dorff : Yeah, it's not bad.

  Kenny Morittori : No. You don't understand. They have everything - games on big screen, prices that aren't obscene, girls that are not mean.

  [Two identical girls walk past] 

  Brendan Dorff : And TWINS!