My Boys (TV Series)

The Boyfriend Hat (2009)

Jamie Kaler: Mike Callahan

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Quotes 

• P.J. Franklin : Speaking of drinks, next round's on me. Who needs?

  Brendan Dorff : Yeah, it is.

  [Mike's pager from Maggie rings] 

  Mike Callahan : [leaving]  Oh! Count me out, suckers. Dr. Mike has got to make a house call. Time to deliver 10cc's of love, stat.

  Mike Callahan : [returning]  Ope! Just the battery's low. What're we drinkin'?

• P.J. Franklin : [looking spiffed up]  Well, I took some photos today 'cause I have a column.

  Mike Callahan : That's why you give the hot chick the column. Somebody wants to look at pictures of an old, bald, wrinkly dude.

  P.J. Franklin : Well, I don't really think that's why I got the column.

  Mike Callahan : Oh, come on, PJ. Don't be naive. You think that your looks have nothing to do with you getting that promotion?

  P.J. Franklin : No. I would like to think it's because I earned it.

  Mike Callahan : By bein' hot!

  P.J. Franklin : By being a good writer.

  Bobby Newman : You are a GREAT writer.

  P.J. Franklin : Thank you. You are a little biased.

  Kenny Morittori : He's right. You are a great writer - with long blonde hair and a great set of legs. No offense, Bobby.

  Bobby Newman : All good.

  Andy Franklin : Like the late John Updike. Nice set of getaway sticks on THAT guy.

• [P.J. is mad because the guys think she got promoted based on her looks] 

  Mike Callahan : You're a hot chick who knows sports, okay? It's a novelty. It's like... it's like a boxing kangaroo.

  Brendan Dorff : Yeah. Hot chicks make everything better. Hot chicks and football - cheerleaders.

  Mike Callahan : Hot chicks and politics - Sarah Palin.

  Kenny Morittori : You still think she's hot?

  Mike Callahan : It's the glasses. I have a thing for smart chicks.

  Kenny Morittori : You still think she's smart?

• Mike Callahan : Never be too good at anything that you DON'T wanna do.