Mr. Popper's Penguins (2011)
Jim Carrey: Mr. Popper
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Quotes
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Mr. Popper : Hello! I have to send the penguins back.
Voice On Phone : Send-da-penguin?
Mr. Popper : Yes, send penguins.
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Mr. Popper : You are falling asleep.
Amanda : No I'm not.
Mr. Popper : Hmm, that must be me.
Amanda : You really should go to bed.
Mr. Popper : Uh-uh, I'm not leaving him, he's a Popper.
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Pippi : [to receptionist] Pippi Pepennopolis; I'm Mr. Popper's personal assistant. I process his paper and procure his periodicals.
Mr. Popper : [Aside, to receptionist] She doesn't even know she's doing it.
Pippi : [to Mr. Popper] Pardon?
Mr. Popper : Nothing.
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Mr. Popper : I'm not coming in to work again today.
Pippi : Pourquoi?
Mr. Popper : I have a pest problem.
Pippi : What particular pest is the problem?
Mr. Popper : It's a penguin.
Pippi : Penguin?
Mr. Popper : Yeah! It starts with "p"; you ought to be able to handle it.
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Pippi : Per your predicament, I printed a pertinent page from Wikipedia.
[Reads]
Pippi : "Gentoo penguins may periodically imprint on a particular person as if they were a penguin. Once imprinted, they remain permanently proximate to their parental proxy."
Mr. Popper : Is it actually written that way?
Pippi : I'm paraphrasing.
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Mr. Popper : [to Nat, hitting him with the leash] Why are you hitting yourself, huh? Why are you hitting yourself? That's not attractive for a zoo official.
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Mr. Popper : So where was he, Reginald?
Reginald : Antarctica.
Mr. Popper : Selling ice to the Eskimos?
Reginald : That's the Arctic.
Mr. Popper : Whatever.
Reginald : Your father loved you, Tommy.
Mr. Popper : That's good to know. Do you want to read?
Reginald : The last will and testament of Thomas Popper Sr.: "To the good folks at the Geographic Society, "I leave my Slovenian zither recordings, "the Tahoe yurt and the Uzbek yurt, "as well as the rest of my worldly possessions. "To my little Tommy, "I've sent you a souvenir. "I'm sorry I couldn't deliver this one to you in person. "Bald Eagle, over and out. "
