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Quotes
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : [bumping into Finn during practice] Dude, my bowels have better moves than you.
Will Schuester : Guys, stop. You guys got the steps down. You just need to relax, okay? Um... you guys play baseball, right? What does your coach tell you about hitting?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : If you charge the pitcher, bring the bat.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : When do we start rehearsals?
Ken Tanaka : [roughly grabbing him] Now you listen to me, you little psychopath. My love life is hanging by a thread and that thread is Acafellas. It drives my girlfriend nuts in the pants. So if you screw this up for me, I swear to you I will stick my fist so far down your throat, you will taste my armpit hairs. Do I make myself clear?
[Puck nods]
Ken Tanaka : [letting him go] Good. We rehearse Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8:00. Don't be late.
