Quotes
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Rachel Berry : We need to have a gayvention. That's gay intervention.
Tina Cohen-Chang : It's K-K-Kurt. He's lady fabulous.
Mercedes Jones : Look, just because he wears nice clothes doesn't mean he's on the down low.
Rachel Berry : He wore a corset to second period today.
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Dakota Stanley : Am I hurting your feelings? Did I say something wrong? Because I thought you wanted somebody who respected you enough to tell you the truth. But maybe you don't have the confidence to hear it, hmm? Maybe you need somebody who's going to lie to you and tell you things like "You got what it takes." But you know what? As far as I can see, you don't. So, why don't you just take a little second, take a breather, and ask yourself "Do I want to be a winner or not?".
Finn Hudson : Screw this. I quit.
Tina Cohen-Chang : Me, t-t-t-too.
Mercedes Jones : Let's roll, Artie.
Dakota Stanley : No. Great, great. You know, separate the wheat from the chaff. That's perfect.
Rachel Berry : Wait. Barbara Streisand. When Barbara was a young ingénue, everyone told her in order to be a star, she'd have to get a nose job. Thankfully, she refused.
Dakota Stanley : Where's this going, Yentl?
Rachel Berry : Where it's going is that... we don't need you. Let's face it. We're never going to be as good of dancers as Vocal Adrenaline. We're gonna win because... we're different. And that's what makes us special.
Mercedes Jones : They told J-Lo her booty was too big.
Artie Abrams : Curtis Mayfield was more successful after he became paralyzed.
Finn Hudson : Jim Abbott.
Kurt Hummel : I have no idea who that is.
Finn Hudson : He was a one-armed pitcher for the Yankees. Pitched a no-hitter.
Dakota Stanley : Okay, so, yeah. Misfits and spaz-heads and cripples can make it, too. That's great. What's your point?
Rachel Berry : Our point is that... you're fired. And I'm taller than you.
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Finn Hudson : But he doesn't want us to, he just doesn't have the confidence to coach us anymore. Guys are real sensitive when it comes to this kind of stuff.
Rachel Berry : And that's my fault?
Finn Hudson : Do you see anyone else in here with a plate of "I'm sorry" cookies? I don't, just you.
