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Sue Sylvester : [Quinn and her friends are planning to join Glee Club] You three are going to be my spies. I need eyes on the inside. We're going to bring this club down from within.
Quinn Fabray : And I'm going to get my boyfriend back.
Sue Sylvester : I don't care so much about that.
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Sue Sylvester : Let me be the one to break the silence. That was the most offensive thing I've seen in twenty years of teaching. And that includes an elementary school production of "Hair."
Principal Figgins : We've received angry e-mails from a number of concerned parents, many of whom thought that their children were going to hear a Special Olympian speak about overcoming adversity.
Sue Sylvester : I... I really don't know what to say.
Sue Sylvester : Well, let me help you out then. My first thought was that your students should be put into foster care. But you're the one who should be punished. I demand your resignation from this school, as well as the disbanding of Glee Club.
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Sue Sylvester : Lady justice wept tonight.
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Sue Sylvester : I just blasted my hammies.
Will Schuester : Oh.
Sue Sylvester : Iron tablet? Keeps your strength up while you're menstruating.
Will Schuester : I don't menstruate.
Sue Sylvester : Yeah? Neither do I.
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Sue Sylvester : You know Q, when I first laid eyes on you, I was reminded of a young Sue Sylvester, though you don't have my bone structure.
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Sue Sylvester : So, I had a little chat with Principal Figgins, and he said that if your group doesn't place at regionals, he's cutting the program. Ouch.
Will Schuester : You know, you don't have to worry about Glee Club. We're gonna be fine.
Sue Sylvester : Really? 'Cause I was at the local library, where I read "Cheerleading Today" aloud to blind geriatrics, and I came across this little page turner. "Show Choir Rule Book". And it turns out you need twelve kids to qualify for regionals. Last time I looked, you only had five and a half.
[handing the book to him]
Sue Sylvester : Here. Cripple in the wheelchair. I also took the liberty of highlighting some special ed classes for you; maybe you could find some recruits, 'cause I'm not sure there's anybody else who's gonna want to swim over to your island of misfit toys.
Will Schuester : Are you threatening me, Sue?
Sue Sylvester : Threatening you? Oh, no, no, no. Presenting you with an opportunity to compromise yourself? You betcha. Let's break it down. You want to be creative. You want to be in the spotlight. Face it, you want to be me. So here's the deal: you do with your depressing little group of kids what I did with my wealthy, elderly mother: euthanize it. It's time. And then I'll be happy to offer you a job as my second assistant on Cheerios. You can fetch me Gatorade, launder my soiled delicates. It'll be very rewarding work for you.
Will Schuester : You know what, Sue? I politely decline your offer. Glee Club is here to stay. I believe in my kids. I know you're used to being the cock of the walk around here...
Sue Sylvester : Offensive.
Will Schuester : ...but it looks like your Cheerios are going to have some competition. We're going to show at regionals. You have my word on that.
