Marmaduke (2010)
Owen Wilson: Marmaduke
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Quotes
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Marmaduke : [Ending scene, going to sleep with Phil and Debbie again]
[Whispering]
Marmaduke : Wait for it... Wait for it...
[Marmaduke farts loudly]
Phil Winslow : Oh, Marmaduke!
Debbie Winslow : Marmaduke!
Phil Winslow : What did you eat?
Carlos : Man, you got a serious problem.
Marmaduke : [laughs] It never gets old.
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Marmaduke : [Laying down in bed with Phil and Debbie] Wait for it... Wait for it...
[Marmaduke farts loudly]
Phil Winslow , Debbie Winslow : Marmaduke!
Phil Winslow : What did you eat?
Debbie Winslow : Ew!
Marmaduke : [Chuckles] I know it's juvenile, but it's all I've got. So there you have it. Day in the life of old Marmaduke here.
Debbie Winslow : This is really bad.
Marmaduke : Guys, I am sorry. T-that was - that was a little much, even for me. Bad Marmaduke. All right, enough. Lights out.
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Phil Winslow : Come on, I feel like we're forgetting something.
Debbie Winslow : We have everything, but the furniture and the dog.
Phil Winslow : Look at him, he's just sitting there.
Debbie Winslow : I know.
Phil Winslow : You think he'll be okay here alone?
Debbie Winslow : I think he'll be fine. He's got food and water, and I'm having Laura from down the street look in on him.
Phil Winslow : Right, right. I mean what's the worst that could happen? He has a party? Invite his girlfriend over?
Marmaduke : [after they left the house] Yes and... yes!
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Marmaduke : Chupadogra?
Chupadogra : Who are you and what are you doing here?
Marmaduke : Please don't hurt me!
Chupadogra : You're a big boy. Good. The small ones ain't got enough meat on their bones.
[he snarls at Marmaduke]
Marmaduke : Please don't hurt me! I'm sorry, I...
[he hears the dog in a coughing fit]
Marmaduke : Are you okay?
Chupadogra : I'm more than all right.
[he is still coughing]
Chupadogra : Sorry to bother you. Hey, what's a dog like you doing out here, anyways? You're no stray.
Marmaduke : I ran away from home.
Chupadogra : So, you think running's the answer? Huh?
Marmaduke : I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. I acted like a big-shot and lost all my friends, my family.
Chupadogra : Listen, this bag of bones you're looking at used to be something special. I was the alpha dog. Left my home to go run the pack. And man, did I run it. Till they turned on me. Now I live out here alone dodging trains and dogcatchers. Rest assured, compadre, there ain't a day goes by when I don't think about waking up in a warm bed and spending the day with the folks who love me. The real me. Go home. Something tells me it ain't too late for the real you.
Marmaduke : Thank you, Buster.
Chupadogra : [he looks at his old bowl that reads Buster] Been a long time since anybody called me that. Thanks.
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Raisin : [deleted scene] Marmaduke. A unique synthesis of marma, the scientific name for the jumping spider family and the Duke of Marlborough, a 17th century English statesman. Am I right?
Barbara Winslow : [flashback; Marmaduke is looking at Barbara and Brian] Marmalade.
Brian Winslow : Duke.
Barbara Winslow : Marmalade.
Brian Winslow : Duke.
Barbara Winslow : Marmalade.
Brian Winslow : Duke!
Barbara Winslow : Marmalade!
Marmaduke : [back to the present] Yep, you nailed it!
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Bosco : Anyone recognize this cute little fella? The cat from the park that Marmaduke hazed?
Carlos : Hola. I recommend the guacamole. It's dynamite!
Bosco : Look at the tail. Turns out he lives here with Marmaduke. Or is it Marmafake?
[the dogs look at Marmaduke]
Marmaduke : First of all, you're not invited here, Bosco. Leave now and take Whiskers with you. We have a no cat policy.
Carlos : Say what?
Bosco : Oh, is that right? Then how do you explain that picture over there?
[the dogs look at the picture of Marmaduke and Carlos]
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Marmaduke : Out here, the dog park is like high school for dogs. You got you're jocks and you're cheerleaders.
[cheerleader dog gets hit by a freebie: Freebie!]
Marmaduke : you're drama geeks.
[a cop pretends to shoot two dogs: Bang bang! they fall over. a dog in a hand bag: I've been in this for so long I can't feel my legs]
Marmaduke : And you're bully's, the pedigrees.
Bosco : Check out those ears, can you even fly with those things all what?
[Thunder and Lighting laugh]
Marmaduke : You think my ears are too big?
Carlos : Those things are huge. Do friends fly free?
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Marmaduke : That's right, we're moving to the OC. O man is life gonna change. New house, new smells and the nicest bath I ever had. speaking of which, a little privacy please.
