Stand Up Guys (2012)

Christopher Walken: Doc

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• Val : So, what'll it be. Chew gum, or kick ass.

  Doc : I'm all outta gum.

• Doc : You can't open a car with a coat hanger any more, Val.

  Val : Says who?

  Doc : Says the people who make cars.

• Doc : [as Val is urging them to steal the car]  This car belongs to the Jargoniew brothers. I happen to know that.

  Val : A-and that's supposed to mean something to me?

  Doc : Nobody messes with these guys! They are the type of guys that take your kidneys out and not even sell them!

• Doc : [stealing a gangster's car]  This is not a good idea, Val.

  Val : Yeah, well, my life is full of not good ideas.

• Hirsch : Give me the key.

  Doc : There's no key.

  Hirsch : Give me the key.

  Doc : It's new. It's a button. Push the button.

  Val : Push the button.

  Doc : It's computers.

  Hirsch : Man, this is like the future.

• Doc : My friend is looking for a "party".

  Wendy : Yeah? What kind of party?

  Val : Bar Mitzvah.

• Val : [Just coming out of prison]  You look like shit!

  Doc : You look worse!

• Doc : [These lines are read like a well-polished mantra familiar to all of them]  What time is it?

  Hirsch : I don't know. What time is it?

  Val : It's time to kick ass or chew gum, and guess what?

  Doc : I'm all out of gum!

  [They ritually stomp their feet] 

• Doc : Exit, stage left.

• Val : This is the worst apartment I've ever seen.

  Doc : Hey, it's not much, but it's mine.

• Doc : I can't do what I said I would do. Mercy is a one-saying, mercy...

  Claphands : Finish this!

• Val : Your place looks like where I just came from except it's worse.

  Doc : So, it's not to your liking. Sorry.

  Val : Not to my liking is the understatement of all time.