- Jordan Sullivan: The only thing better than going on vacation without our kids is going on vacation without our kids and you're too busy to spend time with me.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Dude, we are in for the Bahamas. Upstairs!
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [chest bump] Downstairs!
- Dr. Christopher Turk: [crotch bump] I still don't like downstairs.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Really? You haven't come around yet?