It's a double wedding when Terri and Greg and their dogs Hemmy and Droopy exchange vows. Terri's a tomboy with pink hair and a purple dress and he's a good-ole-boy who's a little gun shy about heading to the altar. But he buys he beloved a rifle for a wedding present anyway, as she plows ahead with plans, making a moon pie cake shaped like a fish, buying a wedding night wardrobe and attaching a spittoon to her bouquet.
—Anonymous