- Squidward: Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Huh! How did you know?
- Brother Roger: [Spongebob knocks the lodge's door] What is it? Oh, it's you 2.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: We just came to explain that Squidward had no idea that we followed him to the lodge. So, it's not his fault.
- Patrick Star: Yeah. Not his fault.
- Brother Roger: Then whose fault was it?
- Patrick Star: Was it my fault?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: No, it wasn't your fault, Patrick.
- Patrick Star: Thanks, Spongebob. And it wasn't your fault either.
- Brother Roger: Well, if it wasn't your fault, and if it wasn't Squidward's fault, then whose fault was it?
- Patrick Star: Uh, maybe it's your fault.
- Brother Roger: Squidward is never allowed in this lodge again!
- [slams the door closed]