- [Pete is building a barbecue out of bricks in the backyard]
- Peg Pete: [singsongy] Oh, Pudgie-poo!
- Pete: Over here, Shnookums!
- [Peg enters the backyard holding a coffee mug]
- Peg Pete: [in awe; at Pete's barbecue] Oh, my! It looks wonderful! Is it that pottery kiln you promised me?
- Pete: No, it's a barbecue! This baby will roast an ostrich!
- Peg Pete: Oh, then. I better get some food ready. Oh, here. Try this.
- [Peg gives Pete the coffee mug she was holding]
- Pete: Thanks, Pookey.
- [Pete grabs the mug and takes a sip of the coffee; he spits it out]
- Peg Pete: Do you like it?
- Pete: [lisping] Yes! What is this stuff?
- Peg Pete: Tasmanian tar roast coffee. It was on sale so I bought 50 pounds!
- [Peg goes back inside]
- Peg Pete: [the coffee burns a hole in the mug and lands on the grass destroying the soil]
- Pete: Yuck!
- [Pete sees that the mug is shattering]
- Pete: [to himself] Hmm. Maybe I could use it for charcoal lighter.
- [during a news reporter where Max and PJ's alien science project has made headlines]
- Biff Fuddled: That broadcast just seen moments ago. Now, please folks; remember: do not panic. Just... run for your lives!