- DC McCormack: I wish all witnesses were like you.
- Mrs. Buki: I'm in charge of the tapes, you know. They tell me to keep using the same ones but I don't. That way you keep good picture quality.
- DC McCormack: I think I'm in love.
- DS Miles: Joe! Lovely. Come in. Did you come on your own?
- DI Chandler: Yeah. Happy birthday.
- DS Miles: Thanks! Well, you could have brought a friend, or a... partner.
- DI Chandler: You think I'm gay?
- DS Miles: Wouldn't matter if you were.
- DI Chandler: I'm not gay.
- DS Miles: No. Well, no one is on the Job, obviously. But don't you worry. My boys are above all that.
- DI Chandler: I appreciate your openness and inclusivity...
- DS Miles: Come and have a drink, and thanks for the fish food. Very thoughtful.
- DC McCormack: I hate witnesses.
- DC Kent: Necessary evil.
- DC McCormack: They're all boss eyed with memories like goldfish.
- DC Kent: Can't make a case without them.
- DS Miles: You're as pretty as me now.
- DI Chandler: Not quite. I didn't hit every step on the way down.
- DI Chandler: So. You're the Morgue Man. You must enjoy the company of the dead.
- Antoni Pricha: The dead, I don't care. I want to sleep.