- Jojo - Hippy Vampire: Um, Hi. I'm Jojo, died in Nineteen Sixty-nine. This all sounds very exciting, taking over the planet and everything, but I'd rather not get involved if it's going to involve any sort of violence!
- Morticia de'Ath: Oh for the love of blood! A hippy vampire! Well how do you expect us to take over the world then? A major leafleting campaign?
- Doctor N. Sane: Ask around if anyone wants a head transplant. I'm digging up some new ones tomorrow.
- Sheet Creek Ferryman: It's an 'orrible place. An unholy place. Full of vampires and werewolves and virgins.
- Kevin Smallcock: Yeah, well look mate! I don't actually believe in vampires and werewolves. - Or virgins!
- Morticia de'Ath: I'm so glad you could both join us tonight. I do get so lonely in this large old house. I've been here such a long, long time.
- Kevin Smallcock: Did you grow up here?
- Morticia de'Ath: Grow up? Oh, if only I could remember growing up!
- [Teasingly]
- Morticia de'Ath: I'm a LOT older than I look, you know.
- Kevin Smallcock: What, you mean like in your forties?