- Stewie Griffin: Like when the Fat Man worked out how to get into Cosmetology School!
- Peter Griffin: Hi, I'm a Drug Addict with a Child?
- Cosmetologist: Come on in!
- Peter Griffin: And will I be using the little Head-Rakes?
- Cosmetologist: You mean Combs?
- Peter Griffin: I have so much to Learn!
- Brian Griffin: That's not your normal time pad. Where'd you get that?
- Stewie Griffin: I borrowed it from Rick and Morty. They've borrowed plenty from us.