iCarly (TV Series)
iRocked the Vote (2009)
Miranda Cosgrove: Carly Shay
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Quotes
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Sam Puckett : So, David, what was it like hangin' out with Wade Collins?
David Archuleta : Oh, well, you know, he's okay.
Carly Shay : You don't like him, do you?
David Archuleta : Not really. No.
Sam Puckett : Let it out, David.
David Archuleta : Well, he called me a hob-knocker. I don't even know what that means.
[Sam whispers into David's ear]
David Archuleta : Oh, gross!
Sam Puckett : And illegal.
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[Carly walks into the studio in a sexy outfit]
Carly Shay : Hey, do you think this dress is a little too... saucy?
Freddie Benson : It's for a music video. You need to look hotter than you usually do.
Carly Shay : [perplexed, but flattered] Well, thank you.
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[closing out another webshow]
Carly Shay : Until then, always remember...
Sam Puckett : Never forget...
[short pause]
Carly Shay : Umm, what was it?
Sam Puckett : I forget.
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Freddie Benson : [after Sam licks Freddie's phone] Aww, she licked my phone.
Carly Shay : Shh! "America Sings" is coming back on.
Freddie Benson : Never lick my phone again.
[Sam licks the phone again]
Freddie Benson : She did it again.
Carly Shay : Freddie, be quiet. Sam, stop licking technology.
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Carly Shay , Sam Puckett : [while watching "America Sings"] David! David! David!
Freddie Benson : He's not gonna win.
Carly Shay , Sam Puckett : Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
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Spencer Shay : I'm a terrible liar.
Carly Shay : It's true. One time...
Spencer Shay : Don't tell the story!
Carly Shay : I'm telling the story! One time, we were gonna ride rollercoasters on a school day, and when Spencer came to get me, he told Ms. Briggs he was taking me to the doctor and she said, "which one?" And Spencer said...
Spencer Shay : Dr. Rollercoaster.
Carly Shay : And guess what I didn't get to ride that day?
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Carly Shay : [about David Archuleta winning "American Sings"] He won because of us.
Freddie Benson : Well, we didn't do anything wrong. We like Archuleta, so we helped him win.
Carly Shay : Yeah. I guess nobody got hurt.
Spencer Shay : Except that poor guy you made lose.
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Spencer Shay : [to Carly] Someone broke your yo-yo.
Carly Shay : I think you need to go downstairs.
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Freddie Benson : [about making a music video for Wade Collins] He's such a nub. I don't wanna do this anymore.
Carly Shay : We have to. His mom needs surgery, and if it weren't for us, he'd have a big record deal and lots of money... and stop drooling over those girls!
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Wade Collins : I swear, you're all just a bunch of hob-knockers.
Carly Shay : Hob-knockers?
Wade Collins : I'm going down to get some yogg-urt.
Carly Shay : Yogg-urt?
Freddie Benson : Um, we're in the middle of shooting your music video.
Wade Collins : No, you're all busy worshipping a filthy little beast. Ucch! Why are all Americans such idiots?
[storms out of the room]
Spencer Shay : I thought we were hob-knockers.
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Carly Shay : [to Freddie about Wade Collins' music video] Wow. You made Wade look awesome.
Sam Puckett : Good video, Fredison.
Freddie Benson : Thanks. It was hard to find good footage of the guy not screaming at me and calling me an untalented hob-knocker.
Carly Shay : What is a hob-knocker?
[Sam whispers something in Carly's ear]
Carly Shay : Oh, that's gross!
Sam Puckett : And illegal.
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Carly Shay : [to Wade] You know, I felt guilty using "iCarly" to help David Archuleta win, but now I know we did the right thing. You didn't deserve to win.
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Carly Shay : [as Wade's mother is sitting on top of her] Get her off! Get her off! Blimey!