Batwoman (TV Series)

Bat Girl Magic! (2021)

Nicole Kang: Mary Hamilton

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• Luke Fox : You looked me in the eye, and said miracles happen.

  Mary Hamilton : I know. So do tragedies.

• Mary Hamilton : You're Victor Zsasz.

  Victor Zsasz : I'm actually here to clean up a little mess. It seems you and I have ruffled some of the same feathers. Now I have to tie up some loose ends.

  Mary Hamilton : Would those feathers belong to Safiyah?

  Victor Zsasz : I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you, so I'll just tell you. Yes.

• Ryan Wilder : I dove out of a flaming building just for a list of names?

  Mary Hamilton : Just a prolific hitman with a long list of names. Anyone else have a pit in their stomach?

  Luke Fox : Let's figure out who they are first. Janet Evans is... a ninth-grade biology teacher. Paul Akins... plumber. Jamal Walker... stockbroker. I... I don't get this. I'm not seeing a connection.

  Mary Hamilton : There's no way we can protect all these people.

  Ryan Wilder : What if we don't have to? Zsasz doesn't find work, work finds him, meaning someone hired him to get this list. We figure out who he works for, and we stop them.

  Mary Hamilton : But how?

  Ryan Wilder : I ask him.

  Luke Fox : [sarcastic]  Because he really opened up to you the last time.

  Ryan Wilder : Not as Batwoman. As Ryan.

  Luke Fox : Are you insane? Why would a hitman rat out his employer?

  Mary Hamilton : But he does know who you are, or at least of you peripherally, so it's worth a shot.

  Luke Fox : Or you become a tally mark over his right eyebrow.

  Ryan Wilder : Or I find out who hired him.

  [to Mary] 

  Ryan Wilder : You're a billionaire, right? How much of that is liquid?

• Mary Hamilton : Safiyah. I've never heard of her.

  Luke Fox : It's one of her many aliases. The only Safiyah we have in our database has half a dozen European passports with just as many names; Nasar, Sohail, Patel...

  Mary Hamilton : Okay. So how do we find her?

  Luke Fox : Well, if she's extremely shady, odds are Ryan's already in a book club with her.

  Mary Hamilton : What's your problem with her?

  Luke Fox : I don't have a problem with Ryan.

  Mary Hamilton : Then what's your problem with me?

  Luke Fox : This is not a permanent gig.

  Mary Hamilton : I know. You've said that a thousand times.

  Luke Fox : Then why get her a job, lie to her P.O., throw a pep rally every time she does something right?

  Mary Hamilton : Because we're her team. She's the Bat.

  Luke Fox : She's a stand-in who fits the suit until Kate comes back.

  Mary Hamilton : Except she's not! Kate is not coming back, Luke.

  Luke Fox : How can you say that after everything we're been through?

• Victor Zsasz : You must be the new girl. Did you find what you're looking for?

  Batwoman : [feeling her utility belt]  B-Batarang?

  Luke Fox : Somebody used 'em all.

  Mary Hamilton : They run out?

  Luke Fox : Use the bo staff.

  Victor Zsasz : While we're all waiting for something to happen, can I make you a drink?

• Mary Hamilton : What's with the mark on his forehead?

  Luke Fox : Running facial rec right now.

  Ryan Wilder : Don't bother. It's Victor Zsasz. He's a hitman. He logs his kills with hash marks.

  Luke Fox : How are you on a first-name basis with a prolific hired assassin?

  Ryan Wilder : Because I know people who know him.

  [seeing their looks] 

  Ryan Wilder : What? We kind of run in the same circles.

  Luke Fox : You run in the...

  Mary Hamilton : Ran in the same circles, okay? Past tense, and very large, wide circles, which has now just come in handy because now we know who we're looking for.

  Ryan Wilder : [her phone buzzes]  My P.O. is at the Hold-Up looking for me. I gotta go.

  Luke Fox : What about Zsasz?

  Ryan Wilder : I'll deal with him when you find his address. His scars are works of art. He ships in some high-end French skin-care lotion. Name translates like a baby's butt or something.

  Mary Hamilton : Les Fesses de Bebe!

  [seeing Luke's look] 

  Mary Hamilton : What? It's really good stuff.

  Ryan Wilder : Yeah. You two, go...

  Luke Fox : Track the baby's butt. Yeah. I got it.

• Ryan Wilder : Your phone is about to ring, and the answer is yes.

  Mary Hamilton : Roxanne, will you excuse me? Hey, Amy. Can you help Roxanne to the lab?

  [giving her assistant a file folder] 

  Mary Hamilton : Yeah. Thank you.

  [leading Ryan a few feet away] 

  Mary Hamilton : Come here. What are you doing here? I'm in the middle of a consul...

  Ryan Wilder : I am so sorry. I just...

  Mary Hamilton : [her phone buzzes]  Mary Hamilton. Yes, I am the current owner of the Hold-Up. Ryan Wilder's parole officer. Okay. Hi. Did I just hire Ryan for a bartending position?

  [Ryan non-verbally urges her to say yes] 

  Mary Hamilton : Yes. Yes. I was very impressed by her... fruit-slicing abilities. Yeah. Okay. Talk to you soon.

  [hanging up] 

  Mary Hamilton : Since when can parolees work at a bar?

  Ryan Wilder : She is making an exception because I can't get a job.

  Mary Hamilton : Well, this is perfect, because working at the Hold-Up will detract people from thinking you're you-know-who, and it'll explain why we'll be hanging out together all the time.

  Ryan Wilder : All the time?

  Mary Hamilton : Mm-hmm.

  Ryan Wilder : Luke said I'm only keeping the suit warm 'til Kate gets back. You make it seem like she's not. Which one is it?

• Mary Hamilton : [to Batwoman]  Ok. I so dig the new wig.