Batwoman (TV Series)
Bat Girl Magic! (2021)
Camrus Johnson: Luke Fox
Quotes
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Luke Fox : You looked me in the eye, and said miracles happen.
Mary Hamilton : I know. So do tragedies.
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Ryan Wilder : [Mary is in danger] You keep trying her. I'll suit up. Oh, and don't kill me, but I made some alterations.
Luke Fox : To what, the suit? It's not yours.
Ryan Wilder : I know. It's Kate's, but if I'm gonna be Batwoman, I'm doing it my way.
Luke Fox : But the suit is perfect.
Ryan Wilder : Have you seen the damn wig?
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Luke Fox : [picking up the Gotham City Gazette] "Bat Girl Magic," huh? Where did they get a professional photo of you?
Ryan Wilder : You didn't hear? Yeah, uh, Mary's doing all my PR now.
Luke Fox : Well, of course she is.
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Luke Fox : I wanted to say I'm... sorry for being so hard on you. You kicked some major ass yesterday.
Ryan Wilder : I get it. You miss Kate. But I need you to give me a chance, a real chance 'til she's back.
Luke Fox : Yeah. Deal.
Ryan Wilder : And, uh... let me make some upgrades to the Batmobile.
Luke Fox : Okay, now you're being crazy again.
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Ryan Wilder : I dove out of a flaming building just for a list of names?
Mary Hamilton : Just a prolific hitman with a long list of names. Anyone else have a pit in their stomach?
Luke Fox : Let's figure out who they are first. Janet Evans is... a ninth-grade biology teacher. Paul Akins... plumber. Jamal Walker... stockbroker. I... I don't get this. I'm not seeing a connection.
Mary Hamilton : There's no way we can protect all these people.
Ryan Wilder : What if we don't have to? Zsasz doesn't find work, work finds him, meaning someone hired him to get this list. We figure out who he works for, and we stop them.
Mary Hamilton : But how?
Ryan Wilder : I ask him.
Luke Fox : [sarcastic] Because he really opened up to you the last time.
Ryan Wilder : Not as Batwoman. As Ryan.
Luke Fox : Are you insane? Why would a hitman rat out his employer?
Mary Hamilton : But he does know who you are, or at least of you peripherally, so it's worth a shot.
Luke Fox : Or you become a tally mark over his right eyebrow.
Ryan Wilder : Or I find out who hired him.
[to Mary]
Ryan Wilder : You're a billionaire, right? How much of that is liquid?
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Mary Hamilton : Safiyah. I've never heard of her.
Luke Fox : It's one of her many aliases. The only Safiyah we have in our database has half a dozen European passports with just as many names; Nasar, Sohail, Patel...
Mary Hamilton : Okay. So how do we find her?
Luke Fox : Well, if she's extremely shady, odds are Ryan's already in a book club with her.
Mary Hamilton : What's your problem with her?
Luke Fox : I don't have a problem with Ryan.
Mary Hamilton : Then what's your problem with me?
Luke Fox : This is not a permanent gig.
Mary Hamilton : I know. You've said that a thousand times.
Luke Fox : Then why get her a job, lie to her P.O., throw a pep rally every time she does something right?
Mary Hamilton : Because we're her team. She's the Bat.
Luke Fox : She's a stand-in who fits the suit until Kate comes back.
Mary Hamilton : Except she's not! Kate is not coming back, Luke.
Luke Fox : How can you say that after everything we're been through?
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Batwoman : Seriously?
Luke Fox : That would have been a 10 if you stuck the landing.
Batwoman : I would have stuck the landing if the boots actually fit.
Luke Fox : [she throws batarangs at a drug dealer] You know we don't have an inexhaustible supply of those, right? About a grand apiece. We're at about 4 grand now?
Batwoman : [nailing the dealer in the knee] Ha ha! Worth it!
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Victor Zsasz : You must be the new girl. Did you find what you're looking for?
Batwoman : [feeling her utility belt] B-Batarang?
Luke Fox : Somebody used 'em all.
Mary Hamilton : They run out?
Luke Fox : Use the bo staff.
Victor Zsasz : While we're all waiting for something to happen, can I make you a drink?
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Luke Fox : When did you start working at the Hold-Up?
Ryan Wilder : When my P.O. wouldn't get off of my ass about punching a clock.
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Batwoman : The suit's bulletproof, dumbass.
Devil : Who are you?
Batwoman : Batwoman.
Devil : Nah. You ain't Batwoman.
Batwoman : Is that so? Luke, I need a good comeback. Luke?
Luke Fox : Uh, sorry. Nothing's coming.
Batwoman : [fist-fighting the dealer, with each landing blow] Does this... clear... things... up?
Devil : [with his arm wrenched behind his head] Are... are you beeping?
Luke Fox : Yeah. What is that? Is that an alarm?
Batwoman : Tag in the GCPD. I gotta go.
Luke Fox : You got somewhere else you need to be?
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Mary Hamilton : What's with the mark on his forehead?
Luke Fox : Running facial rec right now.
Ryan Wilder : Don't bother. It's Victor Zsasz. He's a hitman. He logs his kills with hash marks.
Luke Fox : How are you on a first-name basis with a prolific hired assassin?
Ryan Wilder : Because I know people who know him.
[seeing their looks]
Ryan Wilder : What? We kind of run in the same circles.
Luke Fox : You run in the...
Mary Hamilton : Ran in the same circles, okay? Past tense, and very large, wide circles, which has now just come in handy because now we know who we're looking for.
Ryan Wilder : [her phone buzzes] My P.O. is at the Hold-Up looking for me. I gotta go.
Luke Fox : What about Zsasz?
Ryan Wilder : I'll deal with him when you find his address. His scars are works of art. He ships in some high-end French skin-care lotion. Name translates like a baby's butt or something.
Mary Hamilton : Les Fesses de Bebe!
[seeing Luke's look]
Mary Hamilton : What? It's really good stuff.
Ryan Wilder : Yeah. You two, go...
Luke Fox : Track the baby's butt. Yeah. I got it.
