Batwoman (TV Series)

Bat Girl Magic! (2021)

Alex Morf: Victor Zsasz

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• Victor Zsasz : Now, let's not get ahead of ourselves. First I make you bleed, then I make me bleed.

• Victor Zsasz : Plenty of open seats elsewhere.

  Ryan Wilder : You don't remember me. I dated Angelique Martin.

  Victor Zsasz : You're Angelique's ex? Then by all means, stay and do whatever you want. Just don't do to me what you did to her.

  Ryan Wilder : So you do know me.

  Victor Zsasz : I know you broke her heart. Apologies if I'm overstepping. I'm just a sucker for lesbian drama.

• Ryan Wilder : She was bad for me.

  Victor Zsasz : That's how you know it's love.

• Mary Hamilton : You're Victor Zsasz.

  Victor Zsasz : I'm actually here to clean up a little mess. It seems you and I have ruffled some of the same feathers. Now I have to tie up some loose ends.

  Mary Hamilton : Would those feathers belong to Safiyah?

  Victor Zsasz : I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you, so I'll just tell you. Yes.

• Victor Zsasz : So, I take it you're the replacement. What happened to the old one? She get killed, or are you like Sammy Hagar to her David Lee Roth?

  Batwoman : You're looking at me wondering which old white guy I am?

  Victor Zsasz : Ugh. Kids today. No sense of history.

• Batwoman : Not gonna sweat some freak who uses his skin as a knife sharpener.

  Victor Zsasz : Well, at least it's my skin, because - and I'm only being honest - you don't seem very comfortable in yours. It's like... trying to pass for somebody else.

  Batwoman : I didn't design the damn suit.

  Victor Zsasz : Heh. I can tell, because I don't see the Batwoman in you, and maybe that's because I don't see the you in Batwoman.

  Batwoman : You want to know what I see?

  Victor Zsasz : Is it a shoulder-fired surface-to-air missile?

  Batwoman : [he takes out and aims a mini-RPG]  Oh, hell, no!

• Victor Zsasz : Okay, now that was really something. Real confidence behind it. I haven't been kicked like that since... well, Batman.

  Batwoman : Not trying to pass for him, either.

  Victor Zsasz : Story for another time, but... you should ask yourself... if the person you're inflicting pain on actually enjoys pain... at what point do you just... give up?

• Victor Zsasz : New look!

  Batwoman : New Batwoman.

• Victor Zsasz : [looking for room on his body to log a kill]  Uh-oh. Are you kidding me? Well, look at who's getting close to retirement.

• Victor Zsasz : Champagne, sir.

  Vin Capalaci : We didn't order champagne.

  Victor Zsasz : No. Your wife back home did.

  [hitting him in the face with the bottle] 

  Victor Zsasz : She sends her love.

• Victor Zsasz : [a fight bursts in on Capalaci's mistress in the tub]  You know, if he really cared, he'd have sprung for the soaking tub for two.

  Pretty Woman : [he breaks Capalaci's neck]  No!

  Victor Zsasz : Now, Mrs. Capalaci, now there's a woman who spares no expense. I am not cheap, and there are plenty of reasonably-priced hitpersons available to handle a perfidious husband and his sudsy paramour.

  [showing her the wine bottle] 

  Victor Zsasz : This is a Brute Millesime. Now, I could have just as easily picked up a bottle of the cheap stuff, but Mrs. Capalaci insisted on the finer vintage because she wanted you to know that she was willing to spend more on you than her husband was.

• Victor Zsasz : You must be the new girl. Did you find what you're looking for?

  Batwoman : [feeling her utility belt]  B-Batarang?

  Luke Fox : Somebody used 'em all.

  Mary Hamilton : They run out?

  Luke Fox : Use the bo staff.

  Victor Zsasz : While we're all waiting for something to happen, can I make you a drink?