- Dirty Dog, Cool Cat's archenemies and rival, is spreading the corona virus to everyone and all the kids, while also trying to convince them that the whole pandemic is a scam. He believes no one should wear a mask. However, Cool Cat must step up to the plate, and put a stop to Dirty Dog's intentions of clearing half the population of COVID-19.
- Broken by an ugly break-up with Maria (and constantly fighting the urge to use one of his father's backyard guns on himself), Cool Cat is forced back into action to save the kids once again when his arch-enemy Dirty Dog uses black magic to create a giant virus ball to attack the planet.
- Cool Cat is the coolest cat in the world, and Dirty Dog hates him because he wants to make the world dirty. Dirty Dog is mad because he thinks Coronavirus is a huge scam, which motivates him to pollute the all of the children with it. This includes two little girls, who hear about Coronavirus on the news, and get very scared of it. They recruit Cool Cat to help them. He is not wearing a mask, but tells them to wear face masks, and he tells them to social distance, but then does not social distance. One of the girls proclaims she will pretend to wash her hands to solve the problem.
But Dirty Dog is having none of this. Since he doesn't believe in the Coronavirus, he coughs onto a water balloon to give it Coronavirus germs which he does not think exist, and then throws it at Cool Cat and his friends to give them the disease he says is a hoax. He misses, and the girls insult Dirty Dog by saying he throws just like they do. Dirty Dog leaves and then goes off to cough on a random child to scare him. This is fortunate for Dirty Dog, because it means he doesn't have to endure listening to a terrible rap song performed by Cool Cat in which he sings about how awesome his movie is. Dirty Dog then sings a terrible rap song too, about how Coronavirus is a scam.
Finally the epic climatic battles arrives. Dirty Dog, who thinks Coronavirus isn't real, captures a Coronavirus ball out of the sky and pours his magic sauce on it, creating a giant Coronavirus ball. "Thank you, Witch Dog, for the evil power!" Dirty Dog orders for his Coronavirus ball to attack, but Cool Cat destroys it with one swift cool punch.
Dirty Dog snaps. He is devastated that his evil plot to give Cool Cat a disease he doesn't believe in didn't work. Dirty Dog decides it's time for him to rule the world, and the way to accomplish that is by shooting up a school (he then tells "the audience" that he's coming for them).
The news is happy that Cool Cat fought Coronavirus and won. The girls and Cool Cat all hug each other without wearing masks. Cool Cat also says some nonsense about "respecting all opinions on Coronavirus" because Daddy Derek is an idiot and raised Cool Cat badly.
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