Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Mr. Levine (2009)

Tyler James Williams: Chris

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• Chris : Well, better get home.

  Mr. Levine : All right. Well, first turn your pockets inside out.

  Chris : You think I stole something?

  Mr. Levine : No, I'm just a freaky old man likes to see the inside of pockets.

• Greg Wuliger : I've got no identity. I'm sick of it. I'm not Greg. I'm Chris-and-Greg. I'm just a sidekick.

  Chris : You're not a sidekick.

  Narrator : That's what Batman told Robin.

• Mr. Levine : [to Chris]  What do you want?

  Chris : Well, I know you don't get out much, so I thought maybe we could take a walk. I could introduce you to some of the people.

  Mr. Levine : What are you, a Good Samaritan?

  Narrator : In Brooklyn, being nice only aroused suspicion.

  Chris : Come on. You can see how some of the things have changed.

  Mr. Levine : I don't just go out whenever, I have my routine. I get my groceries in the morning, I get my walk in before the hooligans come out, I'm back before the judge show comes on. My nap, lunch.

  Narrator : President Bush had that same routine.

• Chris : [to Greg]  Janet Jackson? You're dressed like Janet Jackson?

  Narrator : Almost as weird as dressing like Michael.

  Greg Wuliger : I'm in control.

  Chris : You're in a woman suit.

  Narrator : And that wasn't the last time.

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  Whoa. It happens to you too.

  Chris : What does?

  Greg Wuliger : They call you Chris-and-Greg even if I'm not here.

  Chris : Yeah, that's who we are. We're Chris and Greg.

  Greg Wuliger : Oh, this is great. I thought I was the only one who didn't have a personality of his own, but you don't either.

  Narrator : Yay! We both suck!

• Chris : Janet Jackson? You're dressed up like Janet Jackson?

  Greg Wuliger : I'm in Control.

  Chris : You're in a woman's suit.